Dec 14 2008
Leaked Transcript Of Blago’s Meeting With His Lawyer
Thanks to my indefatigable contacts in the “lib-rul” media, your Relevant Rhino was able to obtain a copy of the initial phone conversation between IL crook dumbfuck governor Rod Blagojevich and top Chicago criminal attorney Ed Genson.
In case some kiddies happen upon this blog, it has been censored for sensitive eyes.
Blago: So what the ****, Ed, can we ******* clear me of this *********** or what?
Genson: Well, we’ll do what we can, Rod, the evidence against you is overwhelming.
Blago: *******************payin’ you for ********************with a goldfish*****************down a staircase**********************in the ********** river, you ***********piece of *******************on your mother’s grave.
Genson: Erm, Governor, we’re trying to get the tapes thrown out, and we’re working to discredit any witnesses. It’s going to take some time. The charges are very serious.
Blago: I don’t give a ************************************** charges! **** the ******* charges with a *******************wrought iron ***************** candelabra************** rotting ******* fish. *************** witnesses can’t *************** talk with my ***************** so far up their ****************** they can’t ********************* breathe without tasting ******* leather. I ******* know people, and those ******************people really *************** hurt people.
It goes on like that for around four hours. Suffice it to say, the disgraced governor is going to have his work cut out for him.

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Wait what do the ******** stand for?
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@skw- the asterisks can mean whatever you want them to mean. In my head, there’s more fucks than a hotel room on prom night, but you’re allowed to take liberties.
haha oh I definitely had fun filling the blanks in…
“I don’t give a panty-stain-from-Sarah-Palin’s-thousand-dollar-GOP-convention-clothes-about-these- charges!”