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Dec 14 2008

Leaked Transcript Of Blago’s Meeting With His Lawyer

Published by threedegrees at 12:52 pm under Fake News Edit This

Thanks to my indefatigable contacts in the “lib-rul” media, your Relevant Rhino was able to obtain a copy of the initial phone conversation between IL crook dumbfuck governor Rod Blagojevich and top Chicago criminal attorney Ed Genson.

In case some kiddies happen upon this blog, it has been censored for sensitive eyes.

Blago: So what the ****, Ed, can we ******* clear me of this *********** or what?

Genson: Well, we’ll do what we can, Rod, the evidence against you is overwhelming.

Blago: *******************payin’ you for ********************with a goldfish*****************down a staircase**********************in the ********** river, you ***********piece of *******************on your mother’s grave.

Genson: Erm, Governor,  we’re trying to get the tapes thrown out, and we’re working to discredit any witnesses. It’s going to take some time. The charges are very serious.

Blago: I don’t give a ************************************** charges! **** the ******* charges with a *******************wrought iron ***************** candelabra************** rotting ******* fish. *************** witnesses can’t *************** talk with my ***************** so far up their ****************** they can’t ********************* breathe without tasting ******* leather. I ******* know people, and those ******************people really *************** hurt people.

It goes on like that for around four hours. Suffice it to say, the disgraced governor is going to have his work cut out for him.

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9 Responses to “Leaked Transcript Of Blago’s Meeting With His Lawyer”

  1. spinningfactson 14 Dec 2008 at 4:10 pm edit this

    Soon to be picked up by Fox and looped for the rest of the weekend

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  4. politicalanimalon 14 Dec 2008 at 8:53 pm edit this

    This guy makes Nixon sound like Mother Theresa.

  5. skwguitaron 14 Dec 2008 at 10:14 pm edit this

    Wait what do the ******** stand for?

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  7. threedegreeson 14 Dec 2008 at 11:39 pm edit this

    @skw- the asterisks can mean whatever you want them to mean. In my head, there’s more fucks than a hotel room on prom night, but you’re allowed to take liberties.

  8. skwguitaron 15 Dec 2008 at 4:07 am edit this

    haha oh I definitely had fun filling the blanks in…

    “I don’t give a panty-stain-from-Sarah-Palin’s-thousand-dollar-GOP-convention-clothes-about-these- charges!”

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