Stumble It!
Nov 30 2008
“Satan, I Command You To Leave This Woman”
Get used to hearing that phrase, friends and neighbors. You can also get used to hearing things like, “The Barack Obama of the Right”. Ya see in two short years, Bobby Jindal, Gov. of Louisiana, is expected to be trotted out as the right’s next (last?) great hope. And I for one couldn’t be happier.
Bobby Jindal is a rising star in the GOP for good reason. He’s young, possibly more socially conservative than Rapture Ready Bible Spice, and a bona fide exorcist. In 1994 he wrote an essay for the New Oxford Review, a far-right leaning Catholic publication where he described in vivid detail the removal of a demon who had possessed a young woman. This came on the heels of his conversion to Catholicism from his native Hindu religion, and sounds like just the thing to get the “base” to overlook his, well, brownness.
The problem the Republican Party faces is that it simply can’t put a new face on old ideas and expect the public to buy that shit anymore. Limbaugh loves him, which makes me wonder if anyone’s told Mooselini that yet. After all, elRusho was one of her biggest (literally and figuratively) cheerleaders this cycle. Grover “Drown Government in the Bathtub” Norquist thinks the sun shines out of his ass, too. And our own mastermind, Lex Luthor incarnate Steve Schmidt has stated, “The question is not whether he’ll be president, but when he’ll be president, because he will be elected someday.” Take that one to the bank, friends and neighbors, because if there’s one thing Steve Schmidt knows, it’s how to win an election. Oh, wait, nevermind.
2012 is shaping up to be a battle of the Govs, as the only serious names being bandied about are either sitting or former Governors. Can you imagine the amount of at-the-ready material for the slime machines during a Republican primary between Bobby “The Power Of Christ Compels You” Jindal, Mittens “I Have Magic Underpants” Romney, Sarah “Bwahahahahahahahahahahhahaha” Palin, and Mike “Aw Shucks, Everything Is A Sin” Huckster?
I’ll bring the popcorn.
They’ll throw a lot of crazy governors and I’m sure Joe Lieberman, too.
which makes me wonder if anyone’s told Mooselini that yet.
LOL! that is the funniest nickname i’ve ever heard! did you think of that yourself? if so, then you truly are a Rhino!
LOL..as a nice lady who lives in Louisiana..trust me, I do not represent the demographic here. However, I think I would rather have Jindal than Huck or especially Sarah quite contrary.
I have a startling idea for the pundits- We just elected a President into office, so maybe since the country is in the shitter we could focus on the current problems instead of working day and night to figure out how to win the next election.
I am so sorry I was late to this party… How quickly we forget. Don’t you know Mittens is having a cow? ~k