therelevantrhino

We know that roughly 40-46% of this country will vote McCain. The problem lately has been that his supporters are mindless drones spouting idiotic and contradictory talking points like drugged up parrots with schizophrenia. I should probably warn you that this post may offend some of these bilious sacks of stretch marks, flatulence, and blind zealotry. Not that they have the courage to read anything that doesn’t mimic what Hugh Hewitt tells them to believe, let alone comment, but if any of you assferrets happened upon this site by accident, let me tell you a secret: You don’t make a damn bit of sense. When I listen to you prattle on unedited, or read your misspelled ramlings of incoherence- I smile, because this is what it sounds like:

Barack Hussein Obama is a radical Communist Muslim Marxist, who will supress the media because he’s so liberal that he hates free speech, and will use community organizers to hire activist judges to send volunteers out to steal your guns, because every Commie is secretly a fascist, and because Obama knows how to speak and motivate Americas, who should be ashamed of themselves for not loving their country and supporting John McCain. What, besides literally killing live babies in Bill Ayers’ living room, has Obama ever done? I mean, he wasn’t even born in this country, unlike John McCain, a real American hero, who was born in Panama, and he reads his daughters Harry Potter. Harry Freakin’ Potter! I mean, he might as well have baptized his kids in goat’s blood in a Satanic Church! And there’s real, live video tape of him talking to some Arab guy who John McCain gave $488,000+ to a while ago, so if that doesn’t tell you something about his character, I don’t know what does!

Right wing crazies also feel the need to punctuate their arguments by USING ALL CAPS!, as if that will drive the point home further instead of provide another window into their mendacity. Folks, the right knows they’re on a sinking ship, and lacking the common sense of your garden variety snot-rocket, they’ll shove each other out of the way to do the electoral lemming leap. When you encounter someone who only gets their infromation from talk radio and RedState and FAUX News, let them speak. Seriously, let them ramble and twist and get all huffy, everyone enjoys seeing tumbleweeds in a dust storm, right? Then smile, and quietly tell them how sorry you feel for them, and walk away.

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