Stumble It!
Sep 26 2008
Breaking!: McCain Fixes Economy, Passes Bailout! Debate On!
That happened, right? Because McCain said he wouldn’t show up if the bill hadn’t been finished. Then he said he wouldn’t show up unless there was an agreement. Then he said he’d only show up if there was progress. Then he said he’d show up only if the debate was held tonight in Oxford, Mississippi and Jim Lehrer was the moderator.
Victory! Way to go, Johnny! You showed ‘em all!
It’s 11:30 in the buckle of the Bible Belt, and the Senate just announced that they will continue working on an agreement, which, as of now, they have yet to reach. All reports, barring FAUX News, have called McDramas presence a distraction. He wasn’t able to parachute into Washington and save the day. He’s had to go back on his word so many times, I’m wondering if he was actually made in a workshop by Jeppeto.
**Palin rant coming soon, I just wanted to get this out
This morning, over latte and cable news, I had the distinct vision of David’s Napoleon Crossing the Alps… maybe I need to cut back on caffeine; but not before the Palin Rant ~k