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Sep 25 2008

Desperate Time Call For Hasty, Reckless Action Part I

Published by threedegrees at 10:28 am under Uncategorized Edit This

Let the Market fail. I sincerely mean that, let it zero out. Or at least close it until Jan. 29th. That way, either the competent economic genius that Barack Obama picks or Phil Gramm will be Treasury Secy., not King Henry. After September 11th, we closed the Market for a week or so, and last time I checked, we’re all still here. Why can’t we hold off for a while? Why do we have to pay the crooks that robbed us?

Rhino’s Rules of the Road:

1. Whatever President Bush says, do the fuckin’ opposite.  Ths moron doesn’t exactly have the best track record when it comes to anything outside of making a bigger mess out of bad situations.

2. Don’t be afraid; be angry. A citizenry that fears it’s government is living under a totalitarian regime. A government that fears it’s citizens is a government that works for it’s citizens.

3. Whenever John McCain says something,  don’t believe it. This lying sack of shit has had more position changes than the Kama Sutra in the last ten days. Even my dad, a lifelong Republican and former McCain supporter(til yesterday) realizes that his stunt was, “the cheapest political move in modern history” (his words, folks). This doesn’t mean that my pops is voting Obama, but he’s not voting McCain anymore. I think he’s going to write in Bob Barr.

4. You don’t call time out 40 days away from an election. If you’re completely incapable of doing more than one thing at a time, you are unfit to lead this country. When you bulid your campaign around the myth that you’re a Washington outsider, then drop everything becasue you and you alone can fix a financial crisis 30 years in the making, it makes people (rightfully) question your authenticy.

5. When you piss off David Letterman, you’ve lost the swing vote. Anyone else see Dave last night?

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7 Responses to “Desperate Time Call For Hasty, Reckless Action Part I”

  1. moonshadow68on 25 Sep 2008 at 11:49 am edit this

    Too funny! Liked the slams at the back-up quarterback too! It’s nice to know that McCain needs to talk to Katie Couric about how to fix the economy. I guess the good news is that he would have gotten more exposure on Letterman.

  2. khlindseyon 25 Sep 2008 at 12:56 pm edit this

    Great post; and equally apropos slogan: Bush/McCain Economic Theory: Privatize Profit, Socialize the Expense ~The Relevant Rhino. Thank you ~k

  3. bill_fingeron 25 Sep 2008 at 2:48 pm edit this

    Did you quote from V for Vendetta? Because that would awesome.

  4. bill_fingeron 25 Sep 2008 at 2:49 pm edit this

    “Be awesome.” I forgot to include “be.”

  5. threedegreeson 25 Sep 2008 at 3:11 pm edit this

    Not intentionally, but we did watch it the other night, so it may have had something to do with it. Much like McChickenshit, I’ll take any credit I can get.

  6. skwguitaron 26 Sep 2008 at 1:36 am edit this

    Oh man that guy’s amazing isn’t he? It’s like the same regurgitated party $@!* over and over again. How does your mind get warped that way? How do you justify those thoughts? I don’t get it… but I love sifting through the B.S.

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