therelevantrhino

Greetings, Comrades! Welcome to the United Socialist Republic of America! I’m sure you’re all glad we the people now own A.I.G., Fannie and Freddie, and Beher Sterns. I’m sure you’re as stoked as I am that we’re on the brink of an armed conflict with Pakistan(yet another nuclear state), Russia, Iran, Venezuela, and we’ve turned our promise to the Sunnis into bullshit and lies.

With every single former Secretary of State advocating diplomacy, and even the Bush Administration siding with the proposals put forth by Sen. Obama, with the economy tanking, and the highest job loss since the first Bush(pappy) was in office, millions of homes in foreclosure, and tens of millions uninsured, with tuition skyrocketing to the point where parents cross their fingers and pray for scholarships, isn’t it time to stop the distractions and figure out what can be done?

But the right won’t comment on these things. They give generic buzzwords in the hope that you, the voter, are as ignorant as they think you are. Every day they search for scandals real or made up to scare you away from the darkie. They can’t call their guys “team maverick” any more, so fear and hatred are all they have left. If you haven’t made up your mind yet, ask the next Republican you see exactly what John McCain is going to do for you. And don’t settle for soundbites-get specific. Don’t let them talk about Barack Obama, make them talk about John McCain.

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