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I was originally going to title this “Barack Obama: Screw That Darkie”, but I thought that might send the wrong message to one of nation’s most valuable resources, white women. I saw an ad for my new hero, John McCain, last night reaffirming my recent decision to vote Republican. In the ad, Barack Hussein Obama is exposed as the sicko he is-he encouraged a bill that would inform America’s Children about the dangers of sexual predators in their communities. Bastard! Most of these kids can’t even read or write, thanks to McCain supporting decreaces in federal funding for Head Start, and now B. Hussein wants them to (gasp) learn that there may be bad people out there that want to hurt them! I say, Kudos, John McCain! Your staunch support of pedophiles and rapists  have made it easier for the court systems to prosecute the real criminals: dope-smokin’ hippies! Also, huge Republi-props to Palin, who’s practice of charging rape victims for rape kits drastically reduced the amount of rapes reported in Wasilla.

To the matter at hand. Barack Obama is a Muslim. Plain and simple. His middle name is Hussein, and Sean Hannity told me, personally, cause we’re friends now that I’ve been a Republican for 26 hours and they send him to your door with a boquet of roses and an assault rifle, that he took the oath of office to the Senate on the Koran. And that he was schooled in madrasas, which we all know are just terrorist factorys. Kinda like Liberty University, but for lil’ arab kids. Oh, and he’s a communist. He advocates Socialized Medicine. And we all know that socialists are communists. Except the National Socialist Worker’s Party, they were more like us, and by us, I mean Republicans. So there, B. Hussein Obama is a Muslim Communist.

Or, is he a Communist Muslim?

I’ll report, you decide.

**Next: “McCain: War President For A War Millennium” (with some nifty video)

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